[Smithalicious]

I would go as far as to say that it's awfully hard not to sound like a dick when you are, in fact, a dick.

[weimerica]

It’s all in the eye of the beholder. I once had a friend trick me into running barefoot through a few cactus patches. We’re still great friends to this day.

[helsontaveras18]

Did you forget to add /s to that?

[weimerica]

No.