[jawns]

A while back I registered a couple of domains to use when store clerks asked me to supply an email address.

They were of the form:

notmyrealemailaddress.com thisistotallyfake.com inevercheckthisaccount.com

But joke's on me, because then there would be this long, drawn-out process of "How do you spell that? Are there hyphens between the words? Did you say 't' as in 'toy' or 'b' as in 'boy'? Now let me read that back to you."