[MostAwesomeDude]

I'd like to think we've grown a lot as a culture since then. I mean, seriously, do we really want to return to a time when the ALTER verb existed? :3

[groby_b]

Unfortunately, we're still in that time. I don't see "ALTER TABLE" go away any time soon :)

[olliesaunders]

Yup. SQL is from the dark ages. No wonder people are trying to abstract it away all the time.

[groby_b]

Just to clarify, I was kidding. I'm fairly certain the GP was referring to COBOL's "ALTER x TO PROCEED TO Y" statement.

All of you who didn't get the reference, you don't even know how lucky you are :)