[skissane]

> At least they didn't say modern COBOL, or it will be an oxymoron.

Is COBOL 2014 "modern COBOL"? https://www.iso.org/standard/51416.html

Or what about the in-progress COBOL 202X standard? https://isotc.iso.org/livelink/livelink?func=ll&objId=194689...