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by D-Coder 1776 days ago
Communist logic:

Three prisoners in communist East Germany were talking about their crimes.

1: "I always got to work five minutes early. They convicted me of spying."

2: "I always got to work five minutes late. They convicted me of sabotage."

3: "I always got to work exactly on time. They convicted me of owning a Western watch."

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In USSR it was a planned economy as everybody knows. Producing less than planned amount was bad - from possibility of it being treated as sabotage in Stalin times to not getting bonus and being openly shamed in later times. Producing more than planned amount was good - bonus and "honour roll". Produce much more than planned amount, especially several times in a row - your planned amount will be adjusted upward, and not only yours, the colleagues in similar jobs/situations would get their plans adjusted up too. So the art was to produce just a bit more, enough to get bonus and honours, yet not trigger the adjustment up.