[xnyan]

I thought I sold my soul to Satan for unfathomable worldly power, but accidently sold it to Stan, Certified Public Accountant[0] and then had to make so many calls to CityCorp to my soul back[1].

[0]https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Johnson

[1]https://youtu.be/ZebKhabJItE?t=5280

[nickthemagicman]

I accidentally sold mine to Santa.

Im assuming that's how he gets his elves.

At least there will be hot cocoa.