[mentos]

Reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut story about going to the post office to mail a letter

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9299135

[jagged-chisel]

> We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different.

I need this on a shirt. And in a plaque on my desk at the office. And framed at home.