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by slavboj 1784 days ago
Overworked and underpaid shark attacks
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InfiniteRand 1783 days ago
Perfect solution: soda machines can pay the sharks to increase attacks thus reducing the prominence of their own murderous agenda
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xrd 1783 days ago
It's so simple it's brilliant. Who has all the money and is being robbed? Vending machines. They want to fight back but keep getting attacked in the liberal AND conservative media. Who has all the teeth but no money? Sharks.
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