[notwedtm]

This feels like it was written by a late 90's sysadmin who just teleported to 2021 and has no idea how things operate today.

[daptaq]

Sometimes I feel like that too, which is why I appriciate these kinds of articles.

[sundvor]

I actually read the whole piece as a humorous way of giving you an overview of some of the key AW services. I had a pretty good laugh at least, and thought it did a good job of it. :)

[jleader]

Exactly. When I read "Amazon Unlimited FTP Server" i heard a modem handshake sound in my head.