[dredmorbius]

You had the power company replace the squirrels?

Independent vendors are faster, cheaper, and offer a more locally-adapted product.

[dylan604]

Wasn't expecting someone to be on dangling modifier patrol!

The squirrels seemed to replace themselves without servicing. If only the transformers were capable of the same thing.

[dredmorbius]

Be thankful it's only the modifiers I'm patrolling ;-)