Your comment made me laugh because I thought of those ads for the new GardenHoze 2000 when they switch to b/w and show some pretend moron who pretends to not know how garden hoses work and has all kinds of trouble with them. Morons obviously need the GardenHoze 2000 to solve their garden hose problems! You're the pretend moron who pretends to not know how taxes work.