[0xb0565e487]

Drinking from a paper straw is unpleasant.

[pmlnr]

Then drink from the glass itself. Or with a pasta.

[crooked-v]

There are also a variety of reusable metal straws out there.

[BrianOnHN]

Albeit unlikely, I'd still prefer straws that are less threatening in cases of tripping while sipping or some other thing.

[kaybe]

The dishwasher even appears to get them reasonably clean in home use (in case you're not inclined to wash them with the little brushes after each use).