[danvesma]

I was once asked to sign an NDA in order to discuss developing an app for someone. Upon signing, I learned that they wanted to make an App that let people check their makeup on their phone, without using the camera, by simply converting the pixels to 'mirror' colour. NEXT!

[Andrex]

I had to re-read this several times to even understand what they were asking. That's absolutely insane.

[phendrenad2]

You mean turning the phone off?

[leke]

Easiest app to develop ever.