[Kylekramer]

This reminds me of the Key and Peele robber sketch when the heist plan is to get a job at the bank, work there 30 years, and get a regular paycheck so the bank is giving you the loot without ever suspecting it.

[_air]

Here's the Key and Peele sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceijkZQI1HM

[hammock]

This is commonplace. It's called a no-show job. (Yes I get the joke. Just saying)

[anamexis]

No, it’s a show-up-every-day-for-30-years job.

[alisonkisk]

It's a job, not a no-show job.

[unnouinceput]

no work job. you show up, but don't work