[smoove]

  def random():
    return 4

[jawns]

http://xkcd.com/221/

[smoove]

Oh. my. god. there is a guy on the internet making comics about my life. oO

[liotier]

Nine is also a good choice - http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2001-10-25

[jpitz]

Randall?

[smoove]

i wish...