[onatm]

  If someone has a pacemaker or similar artificial medical device, are they still an organic human?

Yes, they are.

  If I call my algorithm an optimization technique, does your license still put permissions on my use?

I think we need a new version to prevent this type of usage.

  Would it be better named "Rage Against the Man"?

What about "Butlerian Jihad License"?

[verdverm]

I was being tongue in cheek as this is what the license appears to be. As is, it lacks necessary content to be a viable license.