[thadeus_venture]

I don't always invest, but when I do, it's in gold and Swiss francs.

[dualogy]

You invest your money... in money? Well, guess it's a smart move these days =)

[Estragon]

It's a reddit-style joke. ("Most interesting man in the world.")

[anonymoushn]

U.S. dollars are also a bet, you know.