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It's written for sigbovik 2021 [1][2], which is very much a joke conference. Other papers this year were "Lowestcase and Uppestcase letters: Advances in Derp Learning" and "On the dire importance of mru caches for human survival (against Skynet)".

[1]: http://www.sigbovik.org/ [2]: http://www.sigbovik.org/2021/proceedings.pdf