[only_as_i_fall]

The best way to do this in my experience is to tell them you're moving in with a partner who is already subscribed. Works equally well whether true or not.

[ethbr0]

My foolproof flowchart:

"Why are you cancelling?"

"I'm moving overseas."

"Where to?"

"I'd prefer not to say."

[Teelo]

"Where to?"

"North Korea"

[ethbr0]

Seriously. The reason we're annoyed at them asking us is because it's none of their business.

Ask me a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[lostcolony]

Didn't get my wife out of paying an early termination fee with Comcast.