[cableshaft]

So what does it mean when the hair on the top of your head is still fine but your beard is turning gray. Does that mean I'm half-stressed?

[cmrdporcupine]

It means you're an expert in Emacs and Unix ("greybeard"). Congratulations!

https://gist.github.com/lenards/3739917

[cableshaft]

Empirically untrue, I'm afraid. Unless when I go to sleep I go all Tyler Durden and have an entirely different life.