[tradesurplus]

Why not tow it into Venus or Mars orbit instead? They could do with the benefits of having a decent sized moon. It would make terraforming and long term habitation more straightforward and likely to succeed as well as providing lots of useful materials feedstock atop the gravity well.

[herendin2]

If this was remotely possible for us then we could also talk about towing the Earth a little further from the Sun to fix climate change

(It's not possible in any reasonable time)