[bdowling]

> It's illegal for us non-corporate types to bribe cops.

It's not a bribe if you don't ask for anything in return.

[slipframe]

So it's not a bribe if I hand the cop a folded twenty under my drivers license, and don't say a word?

[bdowling]

Asking for something in return can be inferred by behavior.

[sneak]

That means I've never bribed a cop, then. :)