[failwhaleshark]

I don't know why everything has to involve a "victim" and "victim-blaming."

Swim in an ocean, walk outside, or keep breathing: there's a specific set of risks associated with every type of activity.

Ocean risks include drowning, hypothermia, strong currents, ocean-wave injuries, jellyfish, coral scrapes, Portuguese man o' wars, sea urchins, stingrays, sharks, whales, red/green/brown tides, and lightning.