[sdflhasjd]

I fully expect that if I find a "major outage" on Slack's status page that it could only mean the outbreak of nuclear war.

[TheDauthi]

"Some users may experience brief service disruption."

[tommica]

"By the account of them and us being completely vaporized"

[jconnop]

I was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime..

.. but of course XKCD is down too.

e: https://xkcd.com/705/

[perryizgr8]

"Only the last couple seconds of their lives."