Law of large numbers. Do what I did and flag it and move on.
More substantively, I agree with other commenters who have said all this shows is that there are people who have lower depression who wake up one hour earlier. Definitely does seem like clickbait.
Ironically, the thread is now flagged, which proves my point. I get that it's fun to be snide on the internet, but is that worth it if you end up in the wrong anyways?