[offbynull]

Had you or your grandparents thought about maybe first asking the owner to keep the dog off the property? Maybe conveying to the owner that your grandmother has been cleaning the wall and (I'm assuming) you and your family aren't a fan of dogs.

[fugfjj]

Im going to go on a limb here and guess you're not from a third world country? My grandparents got burglarized on average once per year. “Asking” Argentines to politely respect private property is cute.

That being said, my grandpa ignored the pissing. The kidney blow was in response to the nip. And the dog got lucky: the old man spent his life building roads in guerrilla infected mountains.