[OldGoodNewBad]

Aliens are demons, they don’t need special machines to fly through the air and probe people’s butts in the middle of the night.

[ChrisGranger]

You say that like it's a statement of fact, yet present no evidence. This isn't helpful.

[OldGoodNewBad]

It’s as helpful as speculating on their nature in any other way. People get wide eyed and excited at the concept of intergalactic or ultra-dimensional “aliens” yet scoff at the simple idea that they’re just demons. Both require a mountain of unproven assumptions, why’s one worse than the other?

I happen to know, of course.