[thrower123]

I've always enjoyed the Phabricator landing page, because it looks like a joke.

> Pre-Commit Code Review

> Review others' code with Differential, because they can't be trusted.

> Shows code so you can look at it.

> Leave helpful comments and anecdotes.

> Challenge the intern's test plan.

> Gently place bad code back in the author's queue.

[Redoubts]

Feature reports were cute too:

https://secure.phabricator.com/phame/post/view/777/quick_loo...

> Starting in 2020 Week 20 (Late May), you can suggest an edit when leaving an inline comment in Differential. This feature makes it much easier to get syntax errors and untested code into production quickly.

[ianhawes]

My personal favorite:

> Written in PHP so literally anyone can contribute, even if they have no idea how to program.

[quicklime]

My favorite was:

> Facebook engineers rave about Phabricator, describing it with glowing terms like “okay” and “mandatory”