[matsemann]

Cut the snark. And if you check the link, the assumption that items are identical is far off.

[JackFr]

Yeah I know. And the use cases of people on a beach, crowded theater, trees in the woods, etc. don't lend themselves to weighing.

Honestly didn't intend to come off as snarky, just clever and amusing. Tough to convey tone -- risk I take I guess. Oh well.