[ohlookabird]

That's a somewhat common joke in East Germany as well (at least it was in the 80s and 90s). Typically it is a buyer from West Germany though.

[PicassoCTs]

Toilet paper in the eastern block always was 2 layer, cause one copy of every shit goes to moscow.

[mjklin]

Results for international tonsil-removal competition: USA 2 minutes, France 1 minute, East Germany 10 hours. (You see in East Germany you can’t open your mouth so they had to go in the other way)

[immist]

Toilet paper in the eastern block always was rough, to make even the last ass get red.