[phreack]

Well, Parcel touts minification, removing unused code, transpiling, and other goodies. If it worked, it really would have been perfect, I could have set it up in minutes. The half-hour I mentioned for Gulp was only enough to make me realize that it would have taken me way longer than I wanted to spend on this problem just to shave a few hundred kilobytes of an early stage website (my main goal), not how much I wanted to spend to get a specific grocery list of features done.