[schwartzworld]

You joke, but free clothes (swag) is a pretty common thing in startup culture.

> You are telling me the office can't have an on site mechanic?

I worked in an office with an on-site bike mechanic. His job wasn't to specifically serve the staff but he would help us often, at a company where most people biked to work.

Well-maintained vehicles break down less, and the mechanic would often make people let him change their bald tires or lube their rusty chains. No doubt it kept people from being late to work, or having to take time out of their work day to bring their bikes to a shop.