It's going to be a fun game of whackamole as Beyond Meat starts producing "steak", "fillets", "bacon", etc and other things not explicitly listed in that bill.
I'm hoping they also throw in lobbying for the other thing Texans blindly care about: oil.
OLIVE OIL??? VEGETABLE OIL?? HOW THE HELL CAN THEY CALL IT OIL WHEN IT'S NOT FROM THE FAKE DINO BONUS JESUS PLANTED IN THE DIRT THAT WE USE TO MAKE THE CARS GO?!?!?!
OLIVE OIL??? VEGETABLE OIL?? HOW THE HELL CAN THEY CALL IT OIL WHEN IT'S NOT FROM THE FAKE DINO BONUS JESUS PLANTED IN THE DIRT THAT WE USE TO MAKE THE CARS GO?!?!?!