[hoppyhoppy2]

Are "soy milk" and "almond milk" and "oat milk" off-limits, too? Since none of them are actually female mammal secretions, what should we call them instead ?

[stjohnswarts]

We should also cancel coconut milk even though it's been an expression for hundreds of years. It's only right.

[astura]

I guess milk of magnesia has to go with it too then.

[hoppyhoppy2]

We might also need to rename the Milky Way galaxy. (Or is it acceptable because it's only milk-Y?)

[underseacables]

Soy, almond, and oat, artificially thickened beverage.

[Ekaros]

They should be as should butter too. Terms like fat, oil or margarine could be used as well with those.

[hoppyhoppy2]

You're saying we should rename the popular nut spread (the one that pairs well with jelly) to something like "peanut margarine"?

[Ekaros]

Yes. Or "peanut spread", "peanut smooth", "peanut stuff". There are dozens of more honest options.

[ub99]

By this standard words can have only a single meaning. If they have more than one meaning it’s dishonest.