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Could you write your top 3 Java pain points? I started working in C++, moved to Java, used several other languages commercially (Python, JS, PHP, Groovy, Kotlin), and about dozen other languages for personal projects including the hip ones like Clojure, Prolog, Ruby. My first programming languages were C64 BASIC and Turbo Pascal. I've written some Ada and SML. And I just don't understand the Java hate. |
Pain points:
* Stack traces seem to run to 500+ lines and nobody reads them.
* The processes, release management, and integration of code in a Java environment is glacial slow and obtuse featuring very low automation and many large teams of dev ops. The very idea continuous deployment is absent. Code releases occur at regular intervals quarterly or monthly if you are super fast and it feels like moving a continent. All of that slowness and super man power also applies to everything else not written in Java like riding on the back of a retardant elephant.
* Java applications running enterprise web servers are monolith beasts like the Great Wall of China wrapping the Pacific. Refactoring in those applications feels like inventing a new language while sinking in quicksand. Writing a JavaScript application in a massive MVC framework feels like that too but Java is orders of magnitude worse.
* What I really don’t understand is that Java is such a fast language but large enterprise web server applications written in Java always feel so slow in user experience in production. It just feels like something from the late 90s. That slow becomes the baseline experience to internal development by which all user experience ultimately suffers. There is no reason pages from these servers should take 5-20 seconds to fully load in the browser even though the page is a light smattering of static text with sprinkles of CSS and JS. I have an application in TypeScript that emulates the front half of an operating system and it fully loads in the browser in 0.3-0.8 seconds (averaging around 0.65 seconds).