[ribosometronome]

That might make you the only person to have never misplaced your keys. It's not exactly uncommon. In the above scenario, finding of an umbrella prevents waste as otherwise you need a new one.

[doublerabbit]

I'm guity there, never is the wrong word, so I've edited it to not-often. Not Often have I lost such possessions.

But still, a gimmick which those with will get bored within the next six months and will be left with a thing that will constantly tag it's position.