[amelius]

We can move all satellites to the dark side of Earth.

[whatshisface]

We can move a little less than half of all satellites to the dark side of earth.

[ragebol]

If we would just 'move' our natural satellite to the bright side of earth, we could shield a part of earth.

What are the odds of having a (total) solar eclipse during a CME coming straight to earth? astronomically small for sure.