[goldcd]

I went through a stage of detesting pizza.

"To thank you for your hard work, I've ordered pizza for everyone!"

'What time is it arriving?'

"7pm"

'Right so you're stealing 2 hours of my time, which you're valuing as a couple of pizza slices - and imagined I'd be grateful?'

[ReactiveJelly]

"To thank _me_ for my hard work, I'm leaving at 5 to go get Chinese takeout"