[ajuc]

Ask a colleague that has different political beliefs to fix it for you :)

[KirillPanov]

Er, isn't OP's whole point that these numbers and statistics should be politically invariant?

We don't have liberal integrals or conservative arctangents.

[InitialLastName]

I have seen `conservative_arctan` in a codebase before, but it had to do with the speed/precision tradeoff.