[Bodell]

Why stop there? We could just load them up on an assembly line and have one of those automotive robotic arms use an air gun on them like they do for cattle. Better yet just rip their heads clean off with an automated guillotine. Then us regular folk could check it out on the latest “how it’s made” episode and remark to our selves on how satisfying the sheer efficiency of it is. Do that long enough and we could even have kids react to the old people’s way of electrocuting them in a chair. They’ll think that shit be cray. Sounds to me like the killing business is ripe for disruption.

[sio8ohPi]

From the Onion: Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA

[ByteJockey]

If it's ripping, is it really a guillotine?

[protomyth]

Well, no. I seem to remember the history of the guillotine would preclude ripping as it was supposed to be cleaner than other chopping methods.