Hmm, maybe that's why he moved to Texas...
("no jury in the world will convict a baby — except maybe Texas")
Maybe I'm wrong to not find it funny, but I'm not a buzzkill in general, I just think this joke doesn't work and needs to be workshopped.
And if we did get up to the ridiculous scale to block even half a percent of sunlight I'm pretty sure that would actually be a good thing.
Hmm, maybe that's why he moved to Texas...
("no jury in the world will convict a baby — except maybe Texas")