[endominus]

I once had a scammer call me, claiming to be from Microsoft support and trying to convince me to install a RAT. When he asked if I was using Windows or Mac, I replied "Linux." He was aghast, saying that was "illegal" and he would be reporting me for breaking the law unless I complied with his directives. Had a good laugh at that one.

[kaybe]

I told him we didn't have a computer. That didn't register at all, he still tried to get me to install something, somehow, despite my insistence.

[jschwartzi]

"Okay, let me toggle the bootloader in. Call me back in about an hour."