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My only lament with this is that the link prominently has ‘humor’ in it, so I can't subject unsuspecting friends to the text. Guess I'm off to one of the ‘archive’ sites, with more cryptic urls.

Edit: here it is https://archive.is/e0diF

Or https://web.archive.org/web/20040612092245/http://www.adequa...