| SEEKING WORK (SEEKING CLIENT) | Miami (in perpetuum) | Remote (mandatory) Tech: React, Angular, Vue, Cocoa. Specialty: Product. World-class design, development, and conceptualization to explode conversion and annihilate churn. Nothing more and nothing less. Rate: [15,555, ∞) weekly, effective. Discretionarily flat. Resume: Unavailable upon request. Why me: Why not? Most importantly... Frankly, I dislike work. I came to this realization a few years ago. Back then, I had a very good job with a top-shelf company, yet I was spending an inordinate amount of time wondering if "this" was "as good as it gets". Rolling out of bed in the morning is hard if you don't have a reason. Nothing to live for. This continued for a period of time. Finally, one fine summer's day, I knew that I had had enough; I called in, announced my resignation, returned the laptop, packed my bags, got in my car, and went on a very, very long drive. Today, I work to live, not live to work. My philosophy is simple: live well while working as little as possible. So I trade high-impact expertise for cash, and spend the cash on fast cars and fast sports, and they all lived happily ever after. Let me tell you a little about something else. I'm a perfectionist. Unfortunate but true. It's physically impossible for me to produce something inferior. Equally, once I start something, I don't stop until it's done. So I don't start very many things, and I make sure that what I do start will be worthwhile. In other words, it should be in good taste, and it should be throwing geysers of money in my direction. Are you made for me? * You are at or near the helm of a small- to mid-sized tech or tech-adjacent company. * You need (my) outside expertise more than you need (your) money. * You know what you want but not what you need. * You want it sooner than later. * You value quality and efficacy above all. * Your company isn't doing anything creepy or weird. * You have a certain fighting spirit. * You live like every minute is precious, because it is. Fill out: https://jgohmulwybk.typeform.com/to/OwwN45aR |