[criticas]

The first joke oneliner I learned, circa 1980:

1: gotta light?

No match.

Quickly followed by:

2: Could you beat up superman?

No match.

Oh, the days when csh was cool and not retro.

[KMnO4]

I remember someone showed this to me on a vintage Mac:

$ bill gates

Did you mean “kill gates”?

[throwaway744678]

    $ %blow
    No such job

We had fun times.