[idiocrat]

The government of my country have bought a pile of F35s using my tax money.

Can I get a piece of it? Perhaps a commemorial dial from the onboard watch?

Or they should put them out in a city center, next to the central well, next to the church, so the children can play inside on sunny Sundays.

[craftinator]

Just wait till one crashes, then go pick your piece. Bound to happen within a few years.