[kangnkodos]

Some people publicly admit that they think it's OK to eat eggs?! Outrageous! Reading those words are causing me actual harm. Why isn't there a trigger warning? Egg eaters are on the wrong side of history.

I mean it's one thing if you sneak out to Waffle House at 3 in the morning when no one is looking for two over easy.

But anyone who publicly condones this barbaric behavior should be cancelled.

And any company that encourages this barbaric, utterly un-eggs-eptable behavior should be cancelled.