[scotty79]

Hey. If it melts it melts. Only survivors get to be worn.

[photojosh]

We have the same philosophy in the kitchen; we call it "dishwasher Darwinism" [0].

Unfortunately doesn't work quite as well with clothing. Or perhaps I could make an analogy that lingerie is like a good knife?

[0] Stolen from somewhere online and can't be bothered to find the original source.

[photojosh]

Aha, "dryer darwinism" works for the alliteration too. Can't believe I didn't realise that until now.