[melllvar]

If all research papers were written in this style, I'd read a lot more of them.

> I trained the network using a home-grown (why??) GPUbased package that I wrote for Red i removal with artificial retina networks [16]—an example of “lowercase i artificial intelligence”—and have improved as I repurposed it for other projects, such as Color- and piece-blind chess [17]. It is “tried and true” in the sense that “every time I tried using it, I truly wanted to throw my computer out the window, and retire to a hermitage in the glade whenceforth I shall nevermore be haunted by a model which has overnight become a sea of infs and NaNs.”