[mrighele]

The article is about the improvements since Java 8.

In other words the title should be read as "[Java 11/14/etc is so good that] you can't afford to run [i.e., stay on] Java 8"

I agree that the title was a poor choice though.

[mikemybytes]

Thanks for the feedback! (author's here)

I promise to be more careful when picking up the title next time. I hope that the article's content somehow compensated that ;)